Ok, please don’t lynch me, dear readers. I have a confession to make.

*checks if the coast is clear*

I don’t get-

*checks if the coast is clear again”

I don’t get the obsession with bubble tea.

*Singaporean mob appears out of nowhere and burns down Goody Feed office*

GODDAMIT WHAT DID I SAY.

Here’s the thing, bubble tea is nice. Delicious, even. But are we really going to freak out every single time a new bubble tea product comes out? Do we like bubble tea that much?

Reader: Oh hells yeah

OK, I forgot who I was talking to. Well, I guess I’m going to make you happy today, dear reader, because there is yet another bubble tea product, only this time it has brown sugar too.

Reader: WHAT

NTUC FairPrice Finest Is Now Selling Brown Sugar Bubble Tea Ice Cream Bars From Taiwan

Yes, you read that right, you greedy little munchkin. NTUC FairPrice Finest, the NTUC for rich people, is now selling brown sugar bubble tea ice cream bars!

Just a few months ago, Happy Ice brought brown sugar bubble tea ice cream bars from Taiwan to our shores.

But now they’re bigger, browner, and tastier.

Once you go brown, the other colours let you down.

Ah Qi Nong

Ah Qi Nong might sound like that weird classmate from secondary school who kept staring at birds outside the window, but it’s actually a brand from Taiwan that makes delicious brown sugar boba bars.

Image: MS News

According to MS News, NTUC FairPrice Finest started importing these beautiful brown bars from Taiwan recently.

But how does it taste?

One Taiwanese reviewer said that the aroma from the brown sugar syrup fills your pleasantly surprised nostrils the moment you open the wrapper.

Image: xiaohongshu (笔记作者)

To be honest, it just looks like a regular ice cream bar to m-

Reader: YOU SHUT YOUR UNSINGAPOREAN MOUTH

Image: xiaohongshu (笔记作者)

As you can see, there’s also a generous amount of tapioca pearls in the ice cream bar, chewy as the ones you get in your bubble tea.

Image: xiaohongshu (笔记作者)

OK, I have to admit, it looks really good. But how much are they?

Reader: Why do you keep asking yourself questions you already know the answer to?

$12.90 per box

Image: MS News

The brown boba bars are sold in boxes of 4 at $12.90 each. Lucky for you, they’re available at all Fairprice Finest outlets.

Brown sugar never disappoints, and bubble tea almost never disappoints, so, what are you waiting for?

Lock your doors, trim your beards, and open your wallets because it’s Brown Boba Bar Time!


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