Horse: Hey boss, sorry I don’t think I can come in today. I’m really tired from all that riding yesterday.
Boss: Come on, now, you’ve already missed one day this week. Could you just try to come along and I’ll see if I can let you off early?
Horse: *sighs* I’ll try, boss. But I can’t guarantee I’ll be my usual energetic self. I may ha-
Boss: HEY, wait a minute! You can talk?! I’m going to be rich! I’ll take you around the world on tour every day of the year and makes lots of mone-
Horse: Oh no I can’t t- I mean- NEIGHHHHH, NEIGHHHHH
We all know what it’s like to drag yourself to work even though you’re too tired. Whether it’s because of insomnia or a late-night party, work can seem torturous on some days.
One horse in Korea certainly feels the same way.
Horse In Korean Riding Park Constantly Plays Dead So It Doesn’t Have To Work
A video of a horse in a Korean riding park playing dead has recently gone viral on social media.
In the video, the horse, named Jingang, deliberately falls onto his side whenever someone gets on top of his saddle or is about to ride him.
Here’s the video:
Presumably, the horse does this to avoid work. I mean I’d play dead too if there were humans who wanted to ride me for hours.
Editor: Could you rephrase that sente-
Many have fallen victim to the lazy horse’s playacting, including its owner:
Sometimes it falls before the rider even gets on top of it. A sixth sense, some call it.
Emmy-award winning playacting
Many of his fellow horses are hyping Jingang up, saying he should win an Emmy, or a Neighmy, as they call it.
And with acting like this, you can see why:
Angry horse colleagues
Jingang’s colleagues, however, are not too pleased.
Now, you may ask, how do we know that the horse is doing this on purpose?
Well, just look at that dirty smug smile of his:
Oh yeah, it knows exactly what it’s doing.
Owner still loves him
Despite the fact that Jingang constantly plays dead, his owner doesn’t resent him for it and still loves him.
I mean, who could stay mad at this goofy face?
First, they appear in Yishun, and now they’re playing dead to avoid work. For your sake, dear reader, I hope horses never stop doing weird things.