Get Drunk On MILO: 3-Litre Alcoholic MILO Tower Now Available At SMÖÖbar For $68

If Singapore had a citizenship test, these are some of the questions they’d probably ask:

1. When did Singapore become independent?
2. Who was Singapore’s first President?
3. Do you drink Milo?

Milo is a staple for many Singaporeans. That green little packet with hints of white and brown is the third most recognizably-Singaporean thing, after Lee Kuan Yew’s face and fine signs on the MRT.

There’s nothing like starting your day with a steaming cup of that chocolatey malt goodness. And if you’re lucky enough to drink it from that glorious Milo truck that comes around as often as a total solar eclipse, then your mouth would be experiencing all kinds of unspeakable pleasures.

So, to summarise, Milo is tasty AF. But what if I told you that a certain bar in Singapore could add a little fun to your Milo-drinking experience?

3-Litre Alcoholic MILO Tower Now Available At SMÖÖbar For $68

Yes, you read that right. SMÖÖbar, a local bar chain, is now selling alcoholic Milo at all three of their outlets.

Not only that, but they’re also delivering to your mouths in a 3-litre tower for $68!

The bar did not reveal what exactly goes into the MILO Tower, but according to Mothership, the chocolate malt drink is mixed with whiskey.

Wait, whiskey and milo?

Now, I like Milo and I like whiskey, but I’ve never thought of mixing the two. Either SMÖÖbar has a gastronomic genius for a bar chef or they hired teenagers who just discovered alcohol to work in their kitchen.

Either way, I’m intrigued.

$1 shots

That’s not all, though, because they’re also offering $1 shots that include some of the weirdest alcoholic concoctions known to man:

In addition to the alcoholic Milo, you can get Sour Plum Infused Liquor, Soju Yakult, and a Jagermeister for just $1.

And if the 3-litre Milo tower isn’t crazy enough for you, you can get a 3-litre tower of the Sour Plum Infused Liquor for $48.

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Why are you still reading this article? Head down to SMÖÖbar to get drunk on Milo and other strange alcoholic drinks now!

Locations:

• 44A Prinsep Street
• 29A Lorong Mambong, Holland Village
• 293 Toa Payoh Lorong 6 #03-03 (SAFRA Toa Payoh)