Since the dawn of the internet, people have been combining weird foods in hopes of discovering a magical combination that will be loved all over the world.
But these combinations usually just makes us nauseous.
Like the Peanut Butter Mayonnaise sandwich, for instance.
Or potato chips with Nutella.
But this, this is an unholy creation that belongs in the deepest, darkest depths of a black hole.
Maggi Kit Kat
Petrol stations are not really known for their ability to experiment with food. They’re more known for, well, their petrol.
But one petrol station has confused all our mouths after they posted a picture of a strange sweet and savoury food combination.
Yes, it’s a Kit Kat dipped into a cup of Maggie instant noodles. Curry-flavoured noodles, that is.
You’re probably either salivating or projectile vomiting at this point. Separately, those foods are tasty, but why bring them together?
Petron Malaysia tweeted a photo of the vile creation with the caption “It’s delicious to eat it piping hot during rainy weather. Fuhh, it’s really good!”.
Is it really though, Petron? Is it?
The spicy chocolate combination costs RM4.30 (S$1.40).
SAYS reported that this tweet was taken down and another poster was soon posted, showing the two food items, separated.
So, maybe Petron made a mistake and the two items were meant to be consumed separately. Or maybe they actually tried the combination after posting it and realised that no mouth should ever have to endure such suffering.
But some Malaysians actually want to try it
This may be hard to believe, but some people saw the picture of a Kit Kat in a Maggie instant noodles cup and thought Hmm, that sounds tasty.
Nak cuba lah? https://t.co/yQjSSA9qDF
— ?? (@frappeeslurpy) January 9, 2020
Translation -“I want to try it!”
Ape bende kombinasi durjana ni.
Tapi nak doh skskskkssks https://t.co/819MWc3Xxz— MaЯ (@megatmegatcak) January 9, 2020
Translation – What is this catastrophic combination? I still wanna try it though.
hold up petron on to smthn ?? pic.twitter.com/uvn51PkRCp
— Loud Dog (@rempitmodern) January 9, 2020
Are we really surprised?
Don’t try this at home, unless you want to
Thankfully, this is a simple combination that you can create at home, so you don’t have to go all the way to a petrol station in Malaysia to enjoy it. Here’s what you have to do if you want to try it.
Step 1 – Unwrap a Kit Kat
Step 2 – Open a Curry Maggie Instant Noodles
Step 3 – Throw both of them in the dustbin because these two foods should never go together