M’sia’s Biggest Mobile Amusement Park Will Be In JB From 22 Jan To 22 Mar

It’s 10 Jan 2020, and you know what that means:

It’s time to go for some awesome thrill rides!

Yeah, I know; there’s no correlation whatsoever between the two. But hey, I’m totally running out of introductory paragraphs who says that everything needs to be logical? As long as you’re not violating any moral codes and the world’s still spinning like a Beyblade, I dare say that you’re free to do anything you want.

Like having thrill rides, 12 days from now.

Now, you might be wondering; why 12 days? Why not now? Why does my aunt keep offering me cookies with a wry smile? Well, it’s because M’sia’s biggest mobile amusement park will be operating in Johor Bahru from 22 Jan onwards.

And if you’ve gone to Euro Fun Park before, you would know; it’s one theme park that’s well worth the wait.

Malaysia’s Biggest Mobile Amusement Park Will Be In JB From 22 Jan To 22 Mar

Lest you’re unaware, Euro Fun Park boasts the title of Malaysia’s biggest travelling amusement park, with the latest theme park rides from Europe stocked within its canister of attractions.

So really, it’s no wonder Malaysians and Singaporeans alike are pining for the prestigious date 22 Jan.

In Prudential’s Marina Bay Carnival’s absence, Euro Fun Park is the one destination that fills its shoes to a T.

According to Mothership, EURO Fun Park will be turning up at AEON Mall Terbrau City in Johor Bahru, from 22 Jan to 22 March 2020. According to the same report, they’ll be operating from 7:00 p.m. to 12:00 a.m. daily.

5 hours. Just enough time to scream all that tobacco out of your lungs.

Also, according to Euro Fun Park’s Facebook page, the site will apparently be their first location of 2020. So if you’re residing in the vicinity of Malaysia that’s 1000000000000000km away from JB, well, you can always look forward to the next one.

What Can You Expect From EURO Fun Park?

For starters, visitors can expect a total of not 10, not 30, but 20 awesome rides geared towards snot-nosed kids, dysfunctional families and daredevils keen to weigh their chances.

Just kidding, but you get my point.

For the children, they’ve the theme park version of the arcade hit Daytona.

Though no crashing, I’m afraid.

And then there’s a kid-friendly roller coaster all the height-fearing adults will surely love.

And for the more adventurous snot-nosed kids who’re keen on displaying their macho-ness to prospective five-year-old mates, the Wave Swinger will surely be an intense attraction.

Family Rides

But of course, Euro Fun Park isn’t just child-centric.

It’s family-centric, as attested to by Euro Fun Park’s acronym EFP:

Encouraging Family Passion

And so, we present to you Euro Fun Park’s first family-friendly ride:

The Euro Wheel.

Essentially the park’s centre of attraction, the Euro Wheel will surely give the Ferris Wheel a run for its money. Probably. 

And then we have Spook, a haunted horror ride that’ll have grown men screaming for their mamas and wizened grandmothers rasping for their daddies.

Though if there’s any chance of a respite (from all the horror going on), it would be this:

C’mon, it’s a Merry Go Round! What could possibly happen?

And Then We Have The Heart Stoppers

In the introductory paragraph, I promised you thrill rides that’ll make all your 2020 struggles a mere pittance. And in this paragraph…

I deliver.

Challenger, for one, is one hell of a ************ that will have you hanging on for dear life.

Remember that fearsome monster from Prudential’s Marina Bay Carnival? Yeah, this one looks like its equally fearsome twin.

Next, we have the sky rider:

Which, in all honesty, appears to be more of a sky screamer.

And last but definitely not least, we’ve an entity that has rather rightfully been given the moniker: Vortex.

With two rotating arms that’ll have riders cartwheeling in mid-air, the Vortex promises a dizzying good time.

Just don’t eat before the ride.

Though of course, if you fancy yourself as a brave anabolic human who’s above such ridiculous paltry rides, you’ll surely be attracted by these magical monuments:

Game stalls.

The Challenger and The Vortex? Purlease they’re so 2019. Mickey Mouse and Tigger are like the newest things now, you know? Hypebeast.

And So… What’re You Waiting For?

Granted, there’s still a whopping 12 days till the launch of the event. But considering how the event’s taking place in Johor Bahru…

I dare say that our lovely Singaporeans have a few necessary plans to make beforehand.

Meanwhile, the exact event information lies as follows:

Address: AEON Mall Tebrau City, No. 1, Jalan Desa Tebrau, Taman Desa Tebrau, 81100 Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia

Date: Jan. 22 – March 22, 2020

Time: 7pm to 12am, daily

And for more information about the event, you can click here.

Have fun, and I’ll see you there ?